Thursday, June 12, 2008

A Quick Lesson in Social Etiquette

Boys are assholes (not you, Sweetie).
This is generally widely accepted as fact, I know, but clearly some people have trouble understanding the concept of common, human decency and need to be reminded of it.

You do not hit on the best friend of a girl you just hooked up with.
It's simply not done.

For one thing, once a guy hooks up with a girl (any manner of hooking up; making out, fondling, sex, whatever) all of that girls friends are off limits. Only the bitchy ones would touch you after that, unless they didn't know. And let's face it; they'll know. We don't keep quiet about thing, for serious. And, if they did touch you after while knowing what went down, they would then be ostracized from that circle of friends afterward for pretty much all of eternity.
Another thing is, it is really just mind bogglingly rude to hit on someone after hooking up with a girl while she is still there. Even more important to understand is that you do not ask that girl about someone else. Especially her best friend. Any guy who does that is automatically labeled a douche bag, and I guarantee you won't be hooking up with that girl again; and probably not her friends once they find out (bitches who aren't really her friends are excluded from that probability, since odds are they're simply looking for a way out of that friendship to begin with).

I'm sorry this is such a random and incoherent entry, but I am literally shaking with rage right now over this.
URGH!

2 comments:

notjon said...

Better not be me. I rarely ever hit on your best friends and, when I do, we make a strict agreement not to tell you about it.

;)

Sam said...

Yes, and I greatly appreciate your's and Judd's subtlety. :P